Thursday, December 14, 2006

Nightmare of religiuos belief

I think the world needs to wake up from its long nightmare of religious belief. And anything that
we scientists can do to weaken the hold of religion should be done. And may in fact in the end be our greatest contribution to human civilisation.
- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Prize winning physicist
Beyond Belief Conference 2006

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Neo vs Architect

The Architect - Hello, Neo.

Neo - Who are you?

The Architect - I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I’ve been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.

Neo - Why am I here?

The Architect - Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

Neo - You haven’t answered my question.

The Architect - Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others. The matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version.

Neo: There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows.

The Architect - Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly’s systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.

Neo - Choice. The problem is choice.

The Architect - The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother.

Neo - The Oracle.

The Architect - Please. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

Neo - This is about Zion.

The Architect - You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.

The Architect - Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

The Architect - The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.

Neo - You won’t let it happen, you can’t. You need human beings to survive.

The Architect - There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world.

The Architect - It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the one. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-a-vis, love.

Neo - Trinity.

The Architect - Apropos, she entered the matrix to save your life at the cost of her own.

Neo - No!

The Architect - Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning, and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to the left leads back to the matrix, to her, and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you’re going to do, don’t we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: she is going to die, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.

The Architect - Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaNeously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.

Neo - If I were you, I would hope that we don’t meet again.

The Architect - We won’t.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Secondhand Lions

[to a bunch of teenage bullies]
"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy!"

[Hubbs speech to walter]
"Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in"

- Hub, Secondhand Lions

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Words of Wisdom from Jeff Murdoch in Coupling

When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your
basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels,
I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men
and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.

I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been
sentenced for life in my groin. And let me tell you, that can
be a pretty lonely place. Its true from time to time I lend them
a hand. But thats not what they live for. My boys, they
become excited and come out in hurry and then...
oh..  there's daylight.. !!!

You know what’s great about skirts? When a woman’s wearing
a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room,
shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access
A clear line of sight back to base camp.

I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is
to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers.
That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in
socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks
do the squelchy with her."

Oh, wouldn’t that be great... being a lesbian. All the advantages of
being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals."

I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously...
I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but
you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would
be over-egging the woman pudding.

Having a girlfriend is like legalised sex

Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

To Kill a mocking bird

"Neighbours bring food with sickness and flowers with death. Boo was our neighbour. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a pair of goodluck pennies, and our lives. But neighbours give in return. We never put back into the tree what we took out of it: we had given him nothing, and it made me sad. "

Thursday, November 10, 2005

My favourite scenes from FRIENDS... and Chandler ROCKS !!

[Ross has just slept with another woman after breaking up with Rachel]
Chandler: You slept with another woman within 3 hrs after breaking up with Rachel ?? Come on... Bullets have left guns slower.

[Joey drilling into a wall, when on the opposite side Chandler is there. Chandler comes out furious from the room]
Joey (embarassed): Oh I am sorry. Did I get you ?
Chandler: No you didnt get me. Its an electric drill. You get me... you KILL me

[in the hotel]
Waiter: Anything else sir?
Chandler: How bout a version of "Killing Me Softly"?.....(laughs... then his face changes when he realises its not nice to mess up with the waiter...) You´re gonna spit in my plate, aren´t you?

[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]

Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

[flipping a coin to decide which one out of two babies - one wearing a shirt with ducks and the other having clowns - was Ross's baby. They have to decide which side to assign to the duck and which one to clowns]

Chandler: we have to assign heads to something
Joey: Ok Ok ducks is heads 'cause ducks have heads
Chandler: what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday ??!!!

[When he has to phone his girlfriend back but he gets her machine(which he hates)]
Chandler:I got her machine(puts the phone down)
Joey: Her voice machine?
Chandler: No actually it was her leaf-blower that picked up.

Ross: You guys won't believe what I have to do for work today!
Chandler: Yes, but Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.

[In response to a stupid comment]
Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

[Ross get annoyed by a date who doesnt keep her place neat]
Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.

Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.

[Pheobe says she wasnt to fly a jet]
Chandler: Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet!

[Monica's high school friend Will (Brad Pitt) turns up for thanksgiving]
Monica: This is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.
Chandler: Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game (Chandler is watching a game), plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other.

Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me

[pointing to a monkey(Marcel) sitting on Ross's shoulder]

Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on his ass!

[everyone else walks in when Ross is kissing Julie (the Chinese girlfriend)]
[Ross and Julie suddenly stops kissing]

Chandler: Julie, You had a 'palenatologist' on your face. Never mind. Its gone now

Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her. Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.

[Playing Football]
Monica: Okay, Phoebs, you know what you're doing right?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Monica: Okay, Joey's gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block.
Phoebe: What's block?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you're doing.
Phoebe: I thought you meant in life.

Ross: What are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Why?? Do you have a lecture?
Ross: No.
Chandler (Instantly): Free as a bird, what's up?

Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!... Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: [pause] ... Are we still talking about sex?

[in Barbados, Rachel runs into Monica and Chandler's room in the morning and opens the curtains, it has been raining a lot]
Monica: The sun is out!
Chandler: [squinting in pain] Hey, remember when I had corneas?

Joey: [upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the movies with him] Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!

Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

Chandler: [to Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's Apple.
Chandler: [frustrated] Okay, for the last time. It's not named after each individual man.

Rachel: Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.
Joey: [looking at Ross] What is the matter with you?
Monica: No. Barry and Mindy.
Joey: Oh, sorry, I hear "divorce" and I automatically go to Ross.

Joey: Just tell him Joey says Hello. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: Gee, I don't know. Do you think he'll be able to crack your code?

[Monica looks fat in an old home movie]
Monica: The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were *homo* sapiens, is that why they're exctinct?
Ross: Joey, they are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

[Ross keeps whining about his divorce(Carol). Chandler is trying to cheer him up]

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it. And.... I don't think that was my point.

Joey: Hey, I got something for you.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.

Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it.

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.

Phoebe: She's dead.
Frank Buffay: Are you sure?
Phoebe: Well, if she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake.

Will: God, we were lame back then. Remember how into dinosaurs we were?
[to Ross] So what do you do now?

Rachel: [walking out of the bathroom] Mon, I'm going to check my messages.
Chandler: And you thought of that in there?
Monica: Well, nature called and she wanted to see who else did.

[to Ross]
Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

[advising Ross about Rachel]
Joey: You waited too long and now you're in "The Friend Zone".
Ross: I am not in the friend zone.
Joey: Ross.. You are the mayor of the zone

Monica: Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

Chandler: [entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo] All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.

Joey: But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
[Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this]
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986?

Joey: [drinking a beer on the boat] Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
Joey: [yelling] Get out of the way jackass.
Joey: [to Rachel]Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: That IS 'The Coast Guard'

Joey: You're mean on the boat.
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Joey: Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.
Ross: Yeeeeeep... Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat she wouldn't let me help at all.
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Ross: You have to respect the sea.

[Joey asks Chanlder to take risks in life... like commitment to women. And he is driving his point]
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
Chandler: Yeah, Joey, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I would be pretty much peeing every which way.

[Ross defends his fast eating habits]
Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

[Upon learning he must move far away and commute to work]

Ross: Why, it's like I've been given the gift of time.
Chandler: That's great. Last year I got the gift of space. (Chandler doesnt have a girlfriend) We should get together and make a (space-time)continuum.

[asking about Chandlers third nipple]
Ross: So, does it do something special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

Phoebe: My New Year's Resolution is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
Chandler: That's great Pheebs, now all you have to do is find a plane load of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.

[Joey is trying to make Frank Jr. see sense]
Joey: Think about it... You're 18, she's 44. When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.
[Notice Joey doubles one age and assumes the other gets doubled by same amount of time]
Frank Buffay Jr.: You think I don't know THAT?

Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: and the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?
Joey: Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

[they are attending a lesbian wedding]
Joey: All these women, and nothin'. I feel like superman without his powers.
Chandler: Now you know how I feel every single day. The world is MY lesbian wedding.

[Monica asks about a CD he has recently bought (After they are married)]
Monica: Now come on, Chandler, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?
Chandler: They were just giving it away at the mall...
[Monica stares]
Chandler: exchange for money.

[Chandler fell asleep, during Joey's movie. Its a world war movie. The credits roll, and Chandler wakes up]

Chandler: Great show. Good work, Joey.
Joey: You liked it?
Chandler: Liked it? I loved it.
Joey: What did you like best about it?
Chandler: I liked... everything the whole show.
Joey: What about the specifics?
Chandler: Specifics? Specifics were the best part.
Joey: What about the scene with the kangaroo?
Chandler: I... I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
Joey: You fell asleep. There was no kangaroo. They didn't take any of my suggestions.

[Ross finds out Chandler M Bing is actually...]
Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.

Monica: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
Chandler: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?

[Joey is starring in a World War I epic]
Ross: Why are you wearing sunglasses?
Joey: Well, I figure if I wore them the guy wouldn't spit in my eyes so much when he talks.
Ross: Yeah, and if I remember correctly, "Rayban" was the official sponsor of World War I.
Joey: Really? Great.

[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding]

Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.

Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.

[Joey is posing as a doctor in order to get information about a guy at the hospital that Phoebe likes]

Joey: Date of Birth ?
Patient: 17th Aug 1972
Joey: Age...?
Patient: Can't you work that out by my date of birth?
Joey: I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.

[Chandler getting fed up with Ross's whining of his ex-wife who turned out to be a lesbian]
Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
Ross: A little louder, okay? I think there's a man on the twelfth floor - in a COMA - who didn't hear you.

Chandler: Do you know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but he's always in a towel when he gets out of the shower. Why?

[Ross and Pheobe arguing over if evolution was true]
Ross: Evolution is a reality. Its a fact.... like... like.. gravity
Phoebe: Well dont get me started on gravity....!!
Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Phoebe: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just... I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. [Knock at door]
Chandler: Uh-Oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's PISSED !.

Rachel: Ok, Joey, we'll do it one more time. Don't forget the rules -heads I win, tails you lose.
Joey: Just flip the coin!

Chandler: And by the way, Count Rushmore doesn't exist.
Joey: Oh yeah? Then who's the guy who painted all the faces on the mountain?

[Chandler is afraid he's becoming like Mr. Heckles]

Chandler: We were both on the same track. Sure, my train is thirty years behind, but the stops are all the same - Bittertown, Aloneville, Hermit Junction.

[Rachel and Phoebe looking sad after finding out Joey's girlfriend, Kristin was just a loner, not looking for a serious relationship, when Rachel and Phoebe wanted their realtionship to work]
Rachel: Well, I guess it wasn't Cupid that brought her here after all.
Phoebe: No, just another regular flying dwarf.

[Monica tells the others that she and Chandler won't have any more sex before the wedding. Ross is depserate for a relationship and he has been screwing up every date]
Ross: A no sex pact! I have that with every woman in America!

[Phoebe complains about a bank's mistake of crediting her extra money]

Phoebe: ...And I found 500 extra bucks in my account.
Chandler: Ohhh, Satan's minions at work again!

Joey: [after talking about Chandler being picky with girls] Chandler, I understand you. I mean, this one time, I went out with this girl, she had the biggest Adam's apple!

[Rachel has lied to her father that she is going to get married to Ross]
Phoebe: I'd like to attend your imaginary wedding; but I'm really busy that day. I have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun Bar Mitzvah.

Kathy: I can cut your hair. I learned it from my aunts pet grooming shop.
Chandler: Ok but dont make my tail too poofy.

Kathy: You have very nice hair
Chandler: Thanks. I grow it myself

[Emily's fake BonVoyage party. Spin bottle game.]
[Chandler spins the bottle. It points to him]

Chandler: Story of my life
[Chandler spins the bottle again. It points to Joshua]
Chandler: Story of my father's life !!

[Chandler is trying to quit smoking by using hypnosis.. it doesn't work out]

Phoebe: All right, you know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men.
Chandler: Or what my father calls Thursday night !!--

[Chandler and Ross returns after seeing Kathy's play.Chandler is all annoyed about the "touchy" scenes on the stage]
Chandler:Its like somebody wrote down my worst nightmare and charged me 30$ to see it !!

[Chandler hasn't slept with Kathy. His concern being the fact that her previous boyfriend was Joey.]
Chandler: You know her previous boyfriend was Joey
Ross: So you are afraid you might not be able to fill his shoes
Chandler: No I am afraid I might not perform well in bed
Ross: You know I was going for the metaphor
Chandler: And I am saying the actual words.
Monica: Just because Joey had lots of girlfriends doesn't mean he is great in bed
Chandler: We share a wall, Monica. Either he is great in bed or she just likes to agree with him a lot.. a lot all night through.

[When chandler returns from office he sees joey hard at work with huge planks. The room is almost filled with the planks and tools.]

Chandler: Did a forest tip you over ?
Joey: Remember how you always said we need a place to keep the mail and all. So I thought why not take it to the next level ?
Chandler: So you are building a post office ?

[Joey's stalker is coming over to his apartment. Chandler and Joey are frantically trying to hide somewhere.]
Joey: May be we can run down the stairs past her. She wont notice because we havent met yet.
Chandler: That's how Radio stars escape stalkers.

[Monica gets hurt in the eye when taking something out of the freezer]
Rachel: Monica you should go to your doctor
Monica: I cant. My doctor is Richard. I cant go tohim when I donthave a boyfriend
Chandler: Wow !! he is realy picky about his patients

[Joey comes holding the girlish bag which Rachel has given him]
Chandler: Wow!! Mrs. Tribbiani.. you look just like your son

[Chandler and Joeys apartment just got robbed.]

Monica: "What happened ?!!"
Chandler: "Joey was born and 28 years later I got robbed"
[ The friends have gathered in their apartment.]
Ross: "What did the insurance company say ?"
Chandler: "Well.. they said.. you dont have insurance here.. so stop calling us"

[Pheobes new boyfriend - who is cop - Chandler,Ross,Joey going for a ride - firing mishap - Joey sandwich aka Ross incident]
Chandler: "You tried to save the sandwich from a bullet"
Joey: "I know it doesnt make much sense"
Chandler: "MUCH sense ??!!"

[Phoebe is nervous about going to a dentist... because she believes every time she goes to the dentist someone dies. Phoebe returns from the dentist]
Monica: Well.. Phoebe, did you see the dentist ?
Phoebe: No I couldn't see him
Chandler: See.. that's the problem with invisible dentists. Its very unsettling to see the tools flying around on their own in the air.